36 goals this week in the Serie A, topping all other leagues by a long shot, including 3 players with hat tricks. Another cannon ball in the kiddy pool performance by Dybala; Napoli settle the argument that there is only one team in Campania that matters; Roma finally get a statement win and their star striker moving; Milan teams cruise past bottom table competition; Immobile Yosemite Sam’s his way all week from Holland to the Olimpico; and Borriello introduces his ex to his new squeeze and points out that she is hotter.